OLD ZERO https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html Microsoft earns more from OpenAI than some countries A designer wears shoes that are barely there, but still manage to be too much AI agents now handle shipping, but only if you know which Shanghai port to pick A state official says Arizona has ‘too much grass’ — and everyone’s confused Paying $895 to feel like you belong in a club you can’t afford Alphabet’s cloud is booming, but the cash is gone Brands now track cotton like it’s a lost pet A football card’s swear word is worth more than a touchdown A shoe that can’t decide if it’s a ballet flat or a dress shoe Brewers fans drank a month’s beer in one night Vans’ sales are up, but only if you count the jargon A sneaker returns, but no one knows what it’ll look like A woman tried to use the cockpit as a bathroom Manual patching is like trying to fix a dam with your fingers Gen Z’s craft nights: a party with a side of accomplishment Your AI budget just got a report card A 49ers player dressed as the con artist who scammed women A hacker didn’t just steal data—they stole the master key The Calavera with a capital M When a 25% fail rate isn’t a typo, it’s a policy Lubbock’s voters act like the race is already over Chick-fil-A sends Americans to Scotland to teach drive-thru etiquette A ballerina in a dress, not a tutu The Fed’s ‘monetary medicine’ is starting to work, but no one knows what’s in it Feeling the pulse of the industry, one cocktail at a time The Fed’s ‘more information’ line sounds like a corporate cover for inaction A judge Trump wanted impeached now handles a warrant against a political foe BlueChew Gold: No pharmacist, but still a prescription Cherokee’s return: handcrafted shoes, but 3,000 a day Amazon tells engineers not to treat AI like a snack Paris tries to outshine protests with Christmas lights and a celebrity New York’s Halloween edge comes from more candy stores, not fewer scary people Ralph Lauren creates a new title for a man who tells stories about suits A coach says a player ‘took care of that business’ after a suspension NYPD released a violent suspect without informing ICE Dancing health workers celebrate lives saved as Ebola spreads AG tells officials to call cops on federal agents, DOJ calls it political posturing A 32-year-old tackle for a future pick? The 49ers are betting on a playoff run. Charred wood and a three-tiered structure, but no boat in sight A rookie’s home run and a team’s survival in a World Series cliffhanger DOJ files unsworn complaint, stirs legal chaos A governor’s job would be easier if a foreign leader lost Breach prompts same-old response: better security A student’s ‘lights on but no one home’ metaphor reveals the horror of being drugged Nike’s NYC sneaker is a love letter to the city, or just a marketing stunt Judge who handled Trump and Maduro cases dies at 92 Championship game scheduled during office hours, despite concerns Smart glasses that require a ‘puck’ to work Teams get ranked based on who they avoided, not who they beat Students must learn French before they can design