OLD ZERO https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html United Airlines’ baggage policy is a maze of exceptions and conditions Tariff relief for Canadian goods, just in time for the midterm Shaq’s fifth degree: a criminology master’s, or just a way to keep learning? Microsoft’s buyouts: a farewell to the old guard, a welcome to the new algorithm Supporters see hardship as proof of a noble cause Seven cofounders split $200 billion down to the last share A college football team posts a photo of the backup quarterback and the internet panics Dollar General’s pricing is a betrayal of trust, not a mistake A restaurant added a tip, then acted shocked when it was noticed Enterprises are still stuck at AI level one, but the solution is selling upgrades A reform delayed until after the president leaves office Students must stay for the whole game, even if it’s a disaster Instagram’s 90-minute videos: a long shot at monetization A test that could save men from unnecessary cancer treatment, but only if they’re in the right trial Military plans for 90 days without power, while families stockpile for three A prosecutor’s firing sparks a rare legal win for the system Spending money to save money, but only if you’re paying attention A dress from 1998 outshines a lip color When winning too hard becomes a penalty A fashion brand opens a new space across from its first store High school football teams face 1,000-mile road trips for playoff games AI Jon Bon Jovi stole more than just her money A student wins a trophy and a stash of lace that no one knows what to do with Google’s tree-cutting spree brings wolves to the doorstep A delivery driver’s nightmare: no grass, no driveway, no solution Reebok’s new sneaker is so subtle it’s almost a different brand Federal monitors will watch voters, but who’s watching the watchers? A sneaker remembers its own name after 30 years EQT now runs the gas pipeline to the future Drake’s birthday shoes shimmer like they’re from another planet The government now owns a 1% stake in the future of fusion power A Democrat is told to stop talking for not shouting a rival’s name Mckenna Grace’s Press Tour Is a ‘Hunger Games’ Fashion Museum A startup’s IPO includes a warning that its AI could end civilization When a school’s social media becomes a haters’ platform Underwear with team logos: the next step in sports loyalty The word ‘can’ is the real star of the Elizabeth Holmes documentary A man’s hot dog obsession reveals the absurdity of measuring perfection Nike’s new shoe is a love letter with a gag order Corporate America is still waiting for the AI payoff Amer Sports is the only one doing new things in a tired industry Pumpkin concierges charge $2,000 for porch decor—where’s the labor? When fandom turns to arson: the fate of 37 Tkachuk jerseys 18-karat gold is kinder to skin, but also more prone to scratching Switzerland’s wealth tax: low enough to keep the rich, high enough to confuse economists Firefighters’ old gear is now a fashion experiment Founders give away billions but keep the voting rights A coat that’s been around longer than your dating profile A heist director now helps save a superhero movie Self-driving excavators dig up $600M in funding