OLD ZERO https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html A 1-year-old wasn’t alone in court—just temporarily unfiled Fuel surcharge so high, it could buy a suit and a coffee The 2027 countdown is a mirage, but the trains are real A book on Tracey Emin includes a conversation with a former Tate director AI cut a campaign to a day, but the real work was making sure no one wore a beret A weekly digest of internet jokes, curated by people who are also laughing The band-aid on a gunshot wound called the Strategic Petroleum Reserve The 9% job risk is a projection, not a panic The art of not pressing the button A book that tells you to ‘raise vibrations’ costs $50 A napkin’s midlife crisis is now a museum exhibit Zuckerberg’s stock trick lets him keep control while paying taxes A store designed to feel like a home, but not your home Robotaxis face their first winter in Astana Microsoft promises to fight foreign shutdowns—just in case A smart ring patent issued days before a lawsuit is a bold move The mayor’s ‘snapped’ admission is a long time coming Ford Foundation’s $700 million plan includes a racial justice fund and a lot of adjectives An Afghan hound once napped in a 12-foot fashion shop Blanche won’t confirm or deny a doomsday election scenario AI agents play, then solve problems — just like kids Dogs get a genetic upgrade, but only if they pass the test DOGE’s data access was barely defensible, and that’s the point Zuckerberg’s new shares let him pay the tax without losing power From blockchain to frontier, same as it ever was Both candidates are too much, but for different reasons Elite status gets you a seat, but only if it’s not taken Tariff refunds helped Deckers Brands, but the real problem is still there Chunky heels: the real reason she’s not running away Self-driving cars get a virtual reality upgrade, but not the fun kind Bridgette, the AI that schedules interviews and answers questions Leaving gold in the woods is now a scammer’s dream Dia is just Arc with a new name, but no one asked for that Certification covers only the good parts of the business A voicemail that shouldn’t have left the phone line ruined a season Two months, but only if you don’t count the time between flights Free event, but you must sign up on Line — a modern-day initiation rite A16z Frontier: The new name, the same old investments Nike’s Batman sneakers are all black, except for the parts that aren’t A millionaire rents, but still wants to buy a house for the door handles Closed-door talk: Justice calls out court, but only after inviting a rival’s former aide Free coffee after five visits? That’s not a reward, that’s a test Air Jordan 4 gets a kid’s colorway, adults get the leftovers Fourth Bond finalist is still a secret, but the rest are confirmed AI agents now log in without seeing your password — but you still have to confirm Crocs brings back ‘Twilight’ clogs with a 1/72 chance of getting the rare Jibbitz Washington’s 4.61% Bigfoot score is still less than five percent Canva’s AI generates images with accurate details and legible text Shearling Arizona returns, now in dark chocolate Doctors lose to AI, but only when they’re working alone