OLD ZERO https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html Databricks opens Abu Dhabi office, because data is the new oil Skateboarding legend grinds Wall Street, proving health is the ultimate flex A list of 20,000 suspected noncitizens is more confusing than a voter registration form Gap Inc. gets an award for being good at what it’s always done Elon Musk can’t vote on his own merger Rockstar turns ‘piss water’ into a real beer Leather notebooks now come with a side of weather-related puns Stella McCartney’s equine therapy is more than just a metaphor NFL says it did everything right, but the union still wants to check Legal AI startup raises $550M to help lawyers not be lazy LIV Golf’s player list is shorter than a last-minute tee time Rogers says tariffs are a ‘mixed bag’—but Trump’s still mad Walmart’s AI agents: More controlled than a teenager’s credit card Aisle 8’s new boss brings 21 people, not just a new title Tommy Bahama’s new tagline: ‘Drink ’em with or without bait.’ Men’s room soap remains untouched, proving they’re not just lazy Hermès’ Asia slump is like a party where no one shows up Tesla’s robot factory is open, but its profits are closed Burna Boy’s sneakers are so monochrome, they’re basically a fashion statement against color Billionaires don’t need a beach house—they need a beach house with a beach. U2’s ticket pricing: The rich get richer, the rest get confused A ‘culture change’ that sounds like a bad HR policy Noodles’ health issue is ‘fairly serious’—but not serious enough for details A kick, a handshake, and a very confused fan A 13-cent tip is not a tip, it’s a taunt Brady’s Deflategate refusal was a masterclass in control AI shopping app makes users spend $200 without touching a credit card Maryland called cops on student journalists. No report was filed. When a box of doughnuts costs more than a meal Airbnb says guests don’t have to clean, but someone still does The U.S. economy is building a future it hasn’t yet learned to live in A guitar auction, a kitchen, and the quiet spaces in between A mother in Missouri, a letter from 2012, and a fight over belonging Tesla’s first customers will be itself The day a package arrives is now a deadline Zuckerberg’s tax threat led to a new stock class A curse that didn’t make the cut A race that’s tied, but still treated like a finish line A new class of shares, but no new power A leader agrees to talks ‘in principle’ but still demands more A student’s devotion is on display, but the game is already over A bodysuit bar where the only thing you can’t order is a drink A senator’s bipartisan act is also a survival tactic A slice that feels like a snack A poll that treats people like variables A conference where the real value is who you bring along A charity event where the cause is also the thing that makes the shoes worth buying A tax meant to raise billions could cost the state billions A flying police car that’s more of a classroom on wings Elite members can now pay for room service with points — but only if they’re already elite