OLD ZERO https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html WNBA game at noon, tickets at $23—where’s the crowd? Google and Apple forced to let developers use outside payment links Reddit’s new feed is just TikTok with more subreddits A face that won’t need to explain itself Kim Kardashian’s platform sandals are a statement, not a step A sneaker gets a new name and a pony hair upper, but it’s still the same shoe The S&P 500 is a party where only the DJ gets to choose the music Nike’s new ‘choose your own adventure’ shoe is just a blank canvas with a six-week wait AI takes over the boring part of drug testing, leaving scientists with more time for the really important stuff A mascot so weird, it sparked a protest The real ‘All’s Fair’ is the cost of looking effortless A senator’s ‘We’ll see’ becomes a crowd’s rallying cry Grocery points bonus for prescriptions, but only if you’re already there Ohio’s ‘ground zero’ race is just a narrow lead A credit card that pays for your seat upgrade and your late-night wipes Thierry Henry’s joke about Socrates was just a warm-up for the real award A game returns with rules, but the same account stays A billionaire’s Batmobile regret is just a minor setback A rally’s warmup act says what the main act won’t Nicolas Cage’s John Madden voice sounds like a karaoke machine Meta’s AI pet doesn’t want to be a companion The planet may be saved, provided it stays off the invoice AI agents discover that appointments require an actual calendar Driverless trucking gives the mileage counter a permanent position Altman’s AI dream is just another way to be cool TikTok’s new restaurant guide is just a longer version of ‘I saw this on TikTok’ A dress that’s not just dramatic, but dramatically overqualified A red lipstick match becomes a fashion statement at a gala Nicolas Cage’s John Madden voice sounds like a karaoke disaster A Glasgow Rolex store uses marble that might be more about style than function A Gucci veteran now leads a brand that once made accessories for YSL AI’s productivity gains are real, but not yet visible A plumber became a COO after Gen Z founders walked into her shop UPS is tracking your package with RFID, but not your location Nike’s latest sneaker is a Los Angeles traffic jam on your feet Fashion’s partnership obsession is getting a little too cozy A streamer jokes about injured ICE agents, then wonders why people are upset Startup founders are told they must attend a summit to be taken seriously, even if they already have a plan Blakeman’s time is running out, but not because he’s late Paddington’s marmalade sandwich is now a jewel-encrusted status symbol Costco is selling Medicare plans, but not the kind you take with a glass of water The rich can’t buy a team without a loan and a six-year leash An F1 driver wants to jam with John Mayer, and fans are begging A startup claims it can spot customer lies, but won’t say how A broken ship leaves the U.S. vulnerable, but China’s just taking notes Amanda Seyfried wears a piece of jewelry in a film about a hand-painted ornament A drug that helps you sleep and lose weight? Sounds too good to be true. AI is the silent salesperson in your closet The Senate race is a coin flip, but the coin is in Trump’s pocket. A 170-year-old store’s fight over 37.5 million euros