OLD ZERO https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html The Fed’s ‘more information’ line sounds like a corporate cover for inaction A judge Trump wanted impeached now handles a warrant against a political foe BlueChew Gold: No pharmacist, but still a prescription Cherokee’s return: handcrafted shoes, but 3,000 a day Amazon tells engineers not to treat AI like a snack Paris tries to outshine protests with Christmas lights and a celebrity New York’s Halloween edge comes from more candy stores, not fewer scary people Ralph Lauren creates a new title for a man who tells stories about suits A coach says a player ‘took care of that business’ after a suspension NYPD released a violent suspect without informing ICE Dancing health workers celebrate lives saved as Ebola spreads AG tells officials to call cops on federal agents, DOJ calls it political posturing A 32-year-old tackle for a future pick? The 49ers are betting on a playoff run. Charred wood and a three-tiered structure, but no boat in sight A rookie’s home run and a team’s survival in a World Series cliffhanger DOJ files unsworn complaint, stirs legal chaos A governor’s job would be easier if a foreign leader lost Breach prompts same-old response: better security A student’s ‘lights on but no one home’ metaphor reveals the horror of being drugged Nike’s NYC sneaker is a love letter to the city, or just a marketing stunt Judge who handled Trump and Maduro cases dies at 92 Championship game scheduled during office hours, despite concerns Smart glasses that require a ‘puck’ to work Teams get ranked based on who they avoided, not who they beat Students must learn French before they can design A $130 bandage for a broken economy College football analysts are trying to predict the future, but no one is playing consistently The Graham legacy lives on, with a new face and same old problems Google’s AI now demands app allegiance A Paris store features pigeon figurines and bird-shaped bags A senator endorses a Democrat, but only if it doesn’t cost her anything Chrome’s AI now reads your emails to fill out forms A retired airport hosts a luxury event with a speed record in mind A senator calls a mayor’s foreign nurse deal ‘lit on fire’ AI servers labeled as electric parts, but not clever enough to work Nuclear power pre-sold to tech giants, not residents A silk scarf takes the lead in a luxury play AI finds the snake devenomer, but can’t explain why WNBA game at noon, tickets at $23—where’s the crowd? Google and Apple forced to let developers use outside payment links Reddit’s new feed is just TikTok with more subreddits A face that won’t need to explain itself Kim Kardashian’s platform sandals are a statement, not a step A sneaker gets a new name and a pony hair upper, but it’s still the same shoe The S&P 500 is a party where only the DJ gets to choose the music Nike’s new ‘choose your own adventure’ shoe is just a blank canvas with a six-week wait AI takes over the boring part of drug testing, leaving scientists with more time for the really important stuff A mascot so weird, it sparked a protest The real ‘All’s Fair’ is the cost of looking effortless A senator’s ‘We’ll see’ becomes a crowd’s rallying cry