OLD ZERO https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html A $130 bandage for a broken economy College football analysts are trying to predict the future, but no one is playing consistently The Graham legacy lives on, with a new face and same old problems Google’s AI now demands app allegiance A Paris store features pigeon figurines and bird-shaped bags A senator endorses a Democrat, but only if it doesn’t cost her anything Chrome’s AI now reads your emails to fill out forms A retired airport hosts a luxury event with a speed record in mind A senator calls a mayor’s foreign nurse deal ‘lit on fire’ AI servers labeled as electric parts, but not clever enough to work Nuclear power pre-sold to tech giants, not residents A silk scarf takes the lead in a luxury play AI finds the snake devenomer, but can’t explain why WNBA game at noon, tickets at $23—where’s the crowd? Google and Apple forced to let developers use outside payment links Reddit’s new feed is just TikTok with more subreddits A face that won’t need to explain itself Kim Kardashian’s platform sandals are a statement, not a step A sneaker gets a new name and a pony hair upper, but it’s still the same shoe The S&P 500 is a party where only the DJ gets to choose the music Nike’s new ‘choose your own adventure’ shoe is just a blank canvas with a six-week wait AI takes over the boring part of drug testing, leaving scientists with more time for the really important stuff A mascot so weird, it sparked a protest The real ‘All’s Fair’ is the cost of looking effortless A senator’s ‘We’ll see’ becomes a crowd’s rallying cry Grocery points bonus for prescriptions, but only if you’re already there Ohio’s ‘ground zero’ race is just a narrow lead A credit card that pays for your seat upgrade and your late-night wipes Thierry Henry’s joke about Socrates was just a warm-up for the real award A game returns with rules, but the same account stays A billionaire’s Batmobile regret is just a minor setback A rally’s warmup act says what the main act won’t Nicolas Cage’s John Madden voice sounds like a karaoke machine Meta’s AI pet doesn’t want to be a companion The planet may be saved, provided it stays off the invoice AI agents discover that appointments require an actual calendar Driverless trucking gives the mileage counter a permanent position Altman’s AI dream is just another way to be cool TikTok’s new restaurant guide is just a longer version of ‘I saw this on TikTok’ A dress that’s not just dramatic, but dramatically overqualified A red lipstick match becomes a fashion statement at a gala Nicolas Cage’s John Madden voice sounds like a karaoke disaster A Glasgow Rolex store uses marble that might be more about style than function A Gucci veteran now leads a brand that once made accessories for YSL AI’s productivity gains are real, but not yet visible A plumber became a COO after Gen Z founders walked into her shop UPS is tracking your package with RFID, but not your location Nike’s latest sneaker is a Los Angeles traffic jam on your feet Fashion’s partnership obsession is getting a little too cozy A streamer jokes about injured ICE agents, then wonders why people are upset