OLD ZERO https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html A chicken thief with a space visa? Probably not. A sock over a $100 mic now earns $60 million When a player collapses, the only thing more mysterious than the injury is the silence SoFi’s new tokenized deposits: money that’s both digital and… still kind of boring? When in doubt, say ‘not to my knowledge’ Railway tells everyone to throw away their keys, just in case AI agent won’t book your tickets, but it’ll do your taxes Prada’s 1913 Satiro Bag: A Century of Satyrs and Sales New York’s AI training program is a rocket ship for the working class Player pulls gun after football fight, proves you can’t out-angry a veteran Oil prices are up, but the real crisis is how we keep pretending this makes sense Kenan Thompson wants to ‘sit Shane Gillis down’ for a ‘real chat’ Databricks opens Abu Dhabi office, because data is the new oil Skateboarding legend grinds Wall Street, proving health is the ultimate flex A list of 20,000 suspected noncitizens is more confusing than a voter registration form Gap Inc. gets an award for being good at what it’s always done Elon Musk can’t vote on his own merger Rockstar turns ‘piss water’ into a real beer Leather notebooks now come with a side of weather-related puns Stella McCartney’s equine therapy is more than just a metaphor NFL says it did everything right, but the union still wants to check Legal AI startup raises $550M to help lawyers not be lazy LIV Golf’s player list is shorter than a last-minute tee time Rogers says tariffs are a ‘mixed bag’—but Trump’s still mad Walmart’s AI agents: More controlled than a teenager’s credit card Aisle 8’s new boss brings 21 people, not just a new title Tommy Bahama’s new tagline: ‘Drink ’em with or without bait.’ Men’s room soap remains untouched, proving they’re not just lazy Hermès’ Asia slump is like a party where no one shows up Tesla’s robot factory is open, but its profits are closed Burna Boy’s sneakers are so monochrome, they’re basically a fashion statement against color Billionaires don’t need a beach house—they need a beach house with a beach. U2’s ticket pricing: The rich get richer, the rest get confused A ‘culture change’ that sounds like a bad HR policy Noodles’ health issue is ‘fairly serious’—but not serious enough for details A kick, a handshake, and a very confused fan A 13-cent tip is not a tip, it’s a taunt Brady’s Deflategate refusal was a masterclass in control AI shopping app makes users spend $200 without touching a credit card Maryland called cops on student journalists. No report was filed. When a box of doughnuts costs more than a meal Airbnb says guests don’t have to clean, but someone still does The U.S. economy is building a future it hasn’t yet learned to live in A guitar auction, a kitchen, and the quiet spaces in between A mother in Missouri, a letter from 2012, and a fight over belonging Tesla’s first customers will be itself The day a package arrives is now a deadline Zuckerberg’s tax threat led to a new stock class A curse that didn’t make the cut A race that’s tied, but still treated like a finish line