OLD ZERO https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html UPS charges more per package, even as fewer pass through its hands A shoe store rebrands but keeps the same furniture A gold rush experience with no gold and no kids A crystal ball on your feet, because why not? A beauty brand refuses to play by the rules, then wonders why regulators are watching A dinosaur skeleton sold for more than a luxury car A startup’s $2.1B bet on American manufacturing, with a side of Amazon alumni Marathon runners finish the race, then have to run to get their cars back A man’s Hennessy froze, and the internet blamed his kids A credit card that rewards you for splitting the check AI ‘Odyssey’ speaks in modern English A Yankees legend avoids spring training because he doesn’t feel welcome Alaska Airlines flies a single-aisle plane to Tokyo, with no long-haul business class A coach’s $50k offer to critics is just a bad math problem Levi’s sells a 1970s jean that’s too new to be authentic When fairness is just a pause button for your own side A 401(k) is just a backup plan for a world that might not exist A sci-fi emperor’s downfall is just a movie release date away A sneaker’s ‘Green Goblin’ colorway is just a fancy way to say ‘confused robot and confused kid’ A tiny light is the only thing stopping your privacy from being stolen A rebel becomes a dictator, but the movie still calls it a ‘reckoning’ A $10B fund bets on 10 companies, but no one knows which ones A Brewers pitcher closes out a World Series game in the same stadium where he debuted When quitting is the only win left Airlines are charging more for fewer seats, like a restaurant that raises prices and serves less Valentino’s makeup cushion is as fancy as a jacket Brewers fans turn Tampa into a Wisconsin suburb Freddy Krueger wins because sleep is now a liability Primark’s recycled jeans are easier to recycle, but not easier to love Trump calls fuel costs a small price, but American drivers are paying 8x more Fashion event moves to July to avoid hotel price hikes A safety’s return makes the Lions a real threat Cisco’s CMO bets on live events over white papers A $850 sneaker that looks like it’s been through a war A man who makes comedy about morality now has a show about people digging up secrets A man who wants to weaken police ends up in a standoff with them A fashion brand brings back a former executive with a focus on independence A sneaker that’s more about the concept than the comfort A quarterback’s fall from grace is now a mystery of silence AI might be stalled by the same logic that keeps New Jersey gas pumps manned A fashion company blames the weather for its financial mess A Southern phrase says someone is ‘crazier than a sprayed roach’ Most tax experts would vote against California’s billionaire tax A staged robbery accidentally injured a worker while others got visas Shoes that want to be both sporty and glamorous An adult content platform celebrates ‘authenticity’ in a world of performance A politician says she’s on the team, but not really A hotel loyalty program is merging, but no one knows what that means A TV star’s check is worth less than the envelope it comes in A streamer’s ‘terrorist’ past meets a congresswoman’s legal troubles