Source: BroBible
Summary
A woman, Janna, claims that Starbucks sent her to the hospital after she consumed a moldy Venti iced vanilla latte. She ordered the drink with blonde espresso, sugar-free vanilla syrup, oat milk, and cold foam. After taking a sip, she felt something strange on her tongue and realized the drink was filled with mold. She experienced elevated blood pressure, hives, and nausea, and was told to take Benadryl and an antihistamine allergy medication. Starbucks responded with an apology and offered $75 in store credit, which Janna did not accept.
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The habit gets a new name.
Starbucks sells coffee, not mold. But hey, who needs quality control when you’re a frequent customer, right? Janna’s drink was a special blend of vanilla latte and fuzzy stuff. She got a free trip to urgent care and a $75 store credit to make up for it. The best part? Starbucks apologized, but also kind of blamed her for not being hospitalized.
When life gives you mold, make mold-ccino.
Author: Evan Null
