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Tariff refunds helped Deckers Brands, but the real problem is still there
A company’s financials are like a bad relationship—everyone’s pretending everything’s fine.
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Chunky heels: the real reason she’s not running away
Kate’s Gianvito Rossi boots have been to two events in a month.
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Bridgette, the AI that schedules interviews and answers questions
Gap Inc. uses AI to manage the holiday hiring rush.
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Certification covers only the good parts of the business
A labor certification that ignores the most controversial part of a company’s operations.
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Two months, but only if you don’t count the time between flights
Jonathan Cohen says he made a full collection in two months, but it’s unclear if that includes the time he spent on the plane.
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Free event, but you must sign up on Line — a modern-day initiation rite
A sardonic take on Ralph Lauren's vintage-centric Tokyo event.
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Nike’s Batman sneakers are all black, except for the parts that aren’t
A 1990s Batman fan’s dream, rebranded as a sneaker collection.
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Air Jordan 4 gets a kid’s colorway, adults get the leftovers
The most iconic sneaker gets a new look, but only for the under-10 crowd.
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Crocs brings back ‘Twilight’ clogs with a 1/72 chance of getting the rare Jibbitz
The odds of getting the rare Jibbitz are worse than your chances of getting a decent answer from a vampire.
