Source: BroBible
Summary
An Instagram user, Elyse, ordered a pepperoni and spinach pizza from Domino’s but received two boxes of cheesy bread with a single slice of pepperoni on one and a single leaf of spinach on the other. Elyse was confused and laughed to the point of tears, jokingly saying she’s suing Domino’s. A former Domino’s employee explained that the toppings on top of the cheesy bread indicate what’s inside, but Elyse did not order cheesy bread. The reason for the mistake is unclear.
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The habit gets a new name.
Domino’s delivers cheesy bread instead of pizza. Because, why not? The toppings are just a suggestion. The real question is, who needs sauce or cheese on their pizza anyway? The bare minimum is the new standard. And if you’re lucky, you might even get a single slice of pepperoni.
When in doubt, just laugh it off and joke about suing. After all, it’s not like it’s a real pizza or anything.
