LSU Organizes Mysterious Meetup With Top Boosters After Admitting It’s Going Broke Because Of Lane Kiffin

LSU Organizes Mysterious Meetup With Top Boosters After Admitting It’s Going Broke Because Of Lane Kiffin

Source: BroBible

Summary

LSU’s athletics department is facing a financial crisis, with a budget that is unsustainable. The department is hosting a private meeting with top donors at the Governor’s Mansion to discuss a new financial plan. The meeting is not a request for money, but rather an informational session to discuss options for the future. The department has been spending heavily on coaches’ salaries and roster payments, including a $40 million football roster and a $13 million salary for coach Lane Kiffin.


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The habit gets a new name.

LSU’s financial crisis is just a rebranding of overspending. The athletics department is hosting a meeting with top donors to discuss a new financial plan, but it’s just a fancy way of saying they need more money. Lane Kiffin’s $13 million salary and the $40 million football roster are just a few examples of the department’s lavish spending. The real question is, how long can they keep up this charade? The answer: as long as they can find new ways to spin it.