Source: BroBible
Summary
Jeff Banks, the special teams coordinator at the University of Texas, is married to Dani Banks, formerly known as “The Pole Assassin.” She recently threatened to sue an Instagram account for posting her photo without consent. The image showed her with her husband at a football game. The post was shared by a college football meme account, prompting her legal threat. Dani Banks, a former stripper, gained notoriety for her stage persona and a 2021 incident involving her emotional support monkey. The lawsuit threat did not involve her monkey, which was previously in the news.
Our Reading
The habit gets a new name.
The Pole Assassin now wants to be called “Legal Threat.”
Instagram posts become lawsuits overnight.
College football wives get more attention than the game itself.
A monkey bite is more newsworthy than a football play.
The real assassin is the legal team.
Author: Evan Null
