Source: BroBible
Summary
5-hour ENERGY® launched two limited-edition donut-flavored shots, Raspberry Jelly Donut and Boston Cream. A writer tested them by biking 20 miles across Los Angeles, visiting four donut shops. He paired the drinks with pastries and interviewed locals on their preferences. The article promotes the products through a narrative of adventure and personal choice. The writer concluded as a Team Jelly Donut supporter after the experience.
Our Reading
The habit gets a new name.
Bike rides become donut quests.
Energy drinks turn into dessert.
Local debates over pastry fill the day.
A cosmic joke ends with a sweet choice.
The universe is a donut, and so is your midlife crisis.
Author: Evan Null
