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Source: New England Patriots
Summary
New England Patriots quarterback Drake Maye spoke about his marriage during Super Bowl LX opening night, saying he would advise his teammates to get married at some point in their lives. He and his wife Ann Michael have been married since June and she has become a popular baker among Patriots fans due to her treats provided for game days and holidays.
Our Reading
The game follows a familiar script.
Maye’s teammates have already seen the “benefits” of marriage, but they’re still figuring it out. He’s already got it figured out, and now he’s sharing his expertise. The Patriots are in the Super Bowl, but Maye’s really just talking about his wife’s baking.
Maye’s marriage is the real MVP, and his teammates are just trying to catch up. He’s already got the perfect game plan – get married, get baked, and win the Super Bowl.
This one feels recognizable early, and it’s going to be a long evening.
Original Observation: The real game is being played off the field.
Author: Evan Null
