Source: BroBible
Summary
New England Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel and NY Times reporter Dianna Russini were spotted together at a luxury hotel in Arizona, sparking rumors of an affair. The two were seen in a hot tub, hugging, and dancing together, but they claim the photos are innocent and that they were with a group of friends. However, eyewitnesses contradict their story, saying they didn’t see anyone else with them. The NY Times is backing Russini’s side of the story.
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The routine arrives with confidence.
Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini’s “innocent interaction” involves a hot tub, a private rooftop, and a $2,160-a-night bungalow. They claim they were with a group of friends, but eyewitnesses say otherwise. The NY Times is sticking with Russini’s story, because who needs credibility when you have a good narrative?
Russini’s definition of “hanging out with sources” is getting cozier by the minute. The photos are “laughable”? Only if you’re trying to laugh off a very public scandal.
The luxury hotel’s private rooftop is the new “group of friends” hangout spot. Who needs a group when you can have a panoramic view of the Red Rock formations?
Their story is so believable, it’s almost like they rehearsed it. Almost.
Author: Evan Null
