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Source: BroBible
Summary
A Tennessee-Texas football game saw defensive end Colin Simmons penalized for simulating urination after a tackle. The play occurred in the second quarter. Simmons’ celebration drew criticism from analysts Kirk Herbstreit and Chris Fowler. The incident was reported by BroBible. The penalty was for “simulating using the restroom.”
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The habit gets a new name.
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Balance is a way to avoid real effort.
Original observation: Peeing in the end zone is now a career move.
Author: Evan Null
