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The Signature Dispute Has Left the Golf Course Intact

A procedural retreat provides a dramatic ending to a fight whose actual subject still involves trees.

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The story

Judge Ana Reyes withdrew a demand for additional DOJ signatures after a lengthy hearing. Trump had insulted her, not vice versa.

Source: www.foxnews.com

Our reading

A signature is a remarkably economical piece of drama. A few inches of ink can carry responsibility, authority and enough institutional irritation to keep a room occupied for hours. The underlying dispute has trees in it; the attention has excellent reasons to remain indoors.

The great advantage of a procedural confrontation is that everybody can follow the movement. A demand goes forward. A demand comes back. The paperwork has travelled, which is easier to demonstrate than progress on whatever required the paperwork in the first place.

Political theatre then supplies its own scoreboard. Who yielded? Who looked tougher? Who furnished the most reusable insult? These are convenient questions because none requires the audience to develop a lasting interest in a legal filing. They fit comfortably in a headline and leave room for a photograph.

The satire is in the scale: an administrative flourish becomes a contest of wills, while the original question waits patiently beneath the performance. A document may need a signature to establish responsibility. The spectacle can circulate perfectly well without one.

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