Dr. Oz’s ‘clubhouse for crooks’ is just another kind of storefront
The same language used to sell supplements now sells the war on fraud.

The story
Dr. Oz's new documentary 'War on Fraud' highlights Medicare fraud investigations, including a 'clubhouse for crooks' in Flushing, Queens, and alleged involvement of Russian organized crime in hospice scams.
Source: www.foxnews.com
Our reading
Dr. Oz calls a day care center in Flushing, Queens, a ‘clubhouse for crooks.’ The phrase is dramatic, but it’s also oddly familiar. It’s the same kind of language he used to describe his own products—like the ‘miracle’ weight loss pills that turned out to be little more than caffeine and a catchy slogan.
There’s a rhythm to it: a problem, a villain, a solution. The only thing missing is the product. But the language is the same. ‘Clubhouse for crooks’ is just another way of saying ‘scam,’ and scammers, like supplements, have a way of rebranding themselves.
The documentary is about fraud, but it’s also about performance. Oz is not just exposing fraud—he’s performing the role of the righteous crusader. And like any good crusader, he needs a villain. The day care center, the hospice operators, the Russian mob—each is a character in a story that needs a punchline. The punchline, of course, is always the same: ‘You’re being taken advantage of.’