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A sneaker that looks like it’s been through the ’90s

New Balance’s 990v7 is designed to look like it’s been around for decades—except it’s brand new.

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Image: wwd.com · Original article

The story

New Balance is releasing the 990v7 sneaker in November, with a $200 price tag, featuring a slimmer midsole, leather accents, and vintage-inspired details.

Source: wwd.com

Our reading

The 990v7’s midsole is described as ‘pre-yellowed,’ which is a fancy way of saying it’s been artificially aged. The idea is to make a new sneaker look like it’s been around for decades, as if the yellowing was a natural byproduct of time rather than a design choice. It’s like trying to make a new couch look like it’s been in your living room since the ’90s, just so you feel like you’re getting a deal on nostalgia.

There’s something oddly comforting about this. It suggests that even in a world of constant reinvention, people still want to believe in the authenticity of the past. And if you can’t have the real thing, you can at least have a sneaker that looks like it’s been through a few decades of wear and tear—without actually having to do the work.

The 990v7 is $200, which is not cheap, but it’s also not unreasonable for a sneaker that’s trying to be both a retro throwback and a modern statement. The only thing that’s really changed is the color of the midsole—except now it’s supposed to look like it’s been yellowing for years.

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