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SoFi’s new tokenized deposits: money that’s both digital and… still kind of boring?

A bank’s attempt to merge crypto and traditional finance, with a side of FDIC protection.

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Image: fortune.com · Original article

The story

SoFi, a personal finance company, launched tokenized deposits with 4.4% interest, offering FDIC protection and blockchain-based transactions. It's the first consumer bank to do so, aiming to attract crypto users and integrate blockchain with traditional banking.

Source: fortune.com

Our reading

SoFi just made it possible for your money to earn interest while also being stored on a blockchain—because nothing says ‘financial freedom’ like having your cash be both a digital asset and a bankable deposit. The 4.4% rate is a nice touch, but the real kicker is that your money can now be used to buy Bitcoin, as if your savings account had a side hustle. It’s like your bank is finally catching up to the 2010s, but with more jargon and fewer ATMs. The real question is, who’s actually going to use this? Probably the same people who still think ‘blockchain’ is a synonym for ‘magic’.

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