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A 1-year-old wasn’t alone in court—just temporarily unfiled

The real legal battle wasn’t about the child, but about who remembered to fill out the form.

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The story

A federal timeline disputes claims that a 1-year-old migrant child appeared in immigration court without legal representation, showing that legal services were eventually provided, though a contractor failed to file necessary paperwork.

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Our reading

The federal government insists a 1-year-old migrant child was never truly alone in immigration court, because a contractor just forgot to file a form. It’s the kind of oversight that makes you wonder: if the system is so broken that a baby needs a legal team to make sure someone remembers to file a paper, what exactly are we paying the lawyers for? The child’s mother was there the whole time, but that’s not enough. The system demands a lawyer, even if that lawyer is just a friend of the court, or a contractor who doesn’t know how to use a form. The real tragedy isn’t the missing paper—it’s the fact that the whole thing was so close to being a crisis that it required a new contractor to fix. And now, thanks to the new contractor, the child is being represented, just in time for the next bureaucratic misstep.

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