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Cuba gets a ‘little stopover’ and a backroom deal

A diplomatic detour with a side of vague CIA involvement.

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The story

Trump suggests U.S. warships stop in Cuba after an Iran war, while Rubio mentions a 'discrete partnership with the CIA' for Cubans, without clarifying what that means.

Source: fortune.com

Our reading

Trump’s plan for a ‘little stopover’ in Cuba sounds like a diplomatic detour, but the real kicker is that he’s sending Marco Rubio to ‘finish up the deal’—as if the State Department is a high school project with a teacher who’s always late. Rubio, who’s been pushing for a ‘discrete partnership with the CIA,’ seems to be offering Cuba a choice: either you work with us, or you get a surprise visit from a guy who’s been talking about invading you for years. The whole thing is less a strategy and more a performance, with the CIA as the unspoken punchline. It’s the kind of political jargon that makes you wonder if the real deal is being negotiated in a back room with a guy named Steve who just wants to be heard.

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