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Italy sends soldiers to Milan, but they can’t carry pepper spray

A military response that’s more symbolic than practical.

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Protests across Europe under the 'Oct. 17 Movement' involve diverse issues, with Italy deploying soldiers and boarding up stores, while other cities see similar unrest over pensions, housing, and anti-war concerns.

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The Italian government has deployed 500 soldiers to Milan, but they can’t carry pepper spray or tasers. It’s like sending a group of polite librarians to a rock concert—well-meaning, but utterly unprepared for the chaos. The soldiers are only allowed to use plastic restraints near train stations, which is like giving a lifeguard a rubber chicken. The real problem isn’t the lack of tools, it’s the fact that the people in charge think a few extra uniforms will fix a society that’s been quietly unraveling for years. The soldiers are there to support 5,000 police, but the real question is: who’s going to support the kids who feel excluded and desperate enough to smash store windows?

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