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When the oil runs out, the generals still eat

Iran's economic squeeze favors the military over ordinary citizens.

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The story

Iran's oil revenue is declining due to a U.S. naval blockade, potentially harming ordinary citizens more than the military, as the government may prioritize military spending over civilian needs.

Source: www.foxnews.com

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The Iranian government is preparing to let ordinary citizens feel the pinch of economic hardship while keeping the military well-fed. It’s like a parent who promises to cut the budget but still buys the kid the latest video game.

With oil revenue drying up, the regime is planning to let inflation and a weak currency do the heavy lifting, ensuring that the real pain is felt by the people, not the generals. It’s a masterclass in prioritizing who gets to eat and who gets to keep their dignity.

So while the military continues to stockpile, the average Iranian might just find their monthly allowance shrinking—like a savings account that’s been quietly drained by a very selective budget.

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