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An architect gets a fashion award for looking like a character from a ’80s music video

Peter Marino's black leather look and store designs earn him a CFDA honor.

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The story

The CFDA has named architect Peter Marino as its 2026 Fashion Icon, citing his work designing luxury retail spaces and his signature black leather style.

Source: wwd.com

Our reading

Peter Marino’s entire career has been about making stores feel like art galleries, but now he’s getting a fashion award for it. The CFDA is giving him a trophy for turning retail spaces into immersive experiences, which is like giving a chef an award for making a restaurant look nice.

Marino’s personal style is all black leather and sunglasses, which is fine, but it’s not like he’s a model or anything. He’s an architect, which is a job that doesn’t require you to look like a character from a 1980s music video.

He’s getting a trophy for being himself, which is a bit like winning an award for breathing. But maybe in fashion, that’s the point.

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