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Shoes that want to be both sporty and glamorous

Fashion brands are trying to make sneakers that also look like heels.

Image from wwd.com
Image: wwd.com · Original article

The story

Sneaker heels are resurging in 2026 with new designs from Nike, Converse, and Lacoste, blending sport and glamour in innovative ways.

Source: wwd.com

Our reading

The Converse x Vaquera VX-1 Heel is a sneaker upper with a kitten heel, which is like taking a basketball shoe and asking it to dance at a gala. It’s not just a shoe—it’s a performance, and the heel is the spotlight. Kim Petras is the star, but the shoe is the real showstopper.

Meanwhile, Nike’s Ovolo 2.0 has a suspended heel and a Shox-inspired base, which sounds like a sneaker that’s trying to float away. It’s not just a shoe—it’s a physics experiment. And Lacoste’s tennis ball wedge sneaker is a step beyond fashion, into the realm of surrealism. If this is the future, the future is a bit confused.

These shoes are trying to be both comfortable and stylish, but the real question is: who is this for? The answer seems to be people who want to look like they’re at a fashion show, but also want to run from it.

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