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A dress that’s not just dramatic, but dramatically overqualified

Shoulders so big, they might have a separate Instagram account.

Image from wwd.com
Image: wwd.com · Original article

The story

Hannah Einbinder wore a Celine dress with dramatic shoulders to the WWD Honors, paying homage to the brand's artistic director, Michael Rider, whose collection was described as 'classics with bite.'

Source: wwd.com

Our reading

Hannah Einbinder wore a Celine dress with puffy shoulders to a fashion event, which is the kind of thing that makes you wonder if the shoulders are trying to say something or just wanted to be seen.

It’s not clear if the dress was trying to make a statement or if it just got lost in the conversation and decided to take up space. Either way, it’s hard to tell if the shoulders are the point or just the aftermath of a bad decision.

Either way, the dress had a collar that looked like it was trying to be a statement, and the buttons were just following along.

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