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Nike’s new ‘choose your own adventure’ shoe is just a blank canvas with a six-week wait

A sneaker that's basically a blank canvas, except the canvas is made of leather and suede.

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Image: wwd.com · Original article

The story

Nike now lets customers customize the Air Max 95 Big Bubble with color options, including text on the tongue, and delivery takes six weeks.

Source: wwd.com

Our reading

The Air Max 95 Big Bubble now has a ‘choose your own adventure’ option, letting customers pick from 14 colors, including greys and neutrals, and even add three characters of text to the tongue. It’s like a high-end version of a kid’s coloring book, but with a six-week wait and a price tag that makes you question if you’re buying a shoe or a status symbol.

For the price of a small car, you can have a sneaker that’s basically a blank canvas, except the canvas is made of leather and suede, and the only thing you’re allowed to write is a three-letter code. It’s not just a shoe anymore—it’s a personal brand, a secret handshake, and a six-week waiting period all rolled into one.

And if you’re lucky enough to get it, you’ll have a pair of shoes that look like they were designed by a committee of color theorists and a guy who once worked at a paint store.

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