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A 32-year-old tackle for a future pick? The 49ers are betting on a playoff run.

Trading a productive player for a low-value draft pick is the new NFL strategy.

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The story

The Colts traded DeForest Buckner and Quenton Nelson, receiving draft picks in return. Grades for the deals range from B+ to A, with the 49ers and Seahawks seen as winners.

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The Colts traded DeForest Buckner, a 32-year-old defensive tackle with 4 sacks and 8 quarterback hits, for a 2027 fourth-round pick. The 49ers, who had 15 sacks this season, are now counting on him to help them compete for a deep postseason run.

But the 49ers’ plan relies on Buckner and Nick Bosa, who’s coming off a calf injury. If Bosa doesn’t return in time, the pass rush might be more of a slow burn than a firestorm.

The Colts, meanwhile, get a pick that’s essentially a lottery ticket for a player they’ll never see. It’s like trading a working car for a coupon that might or might not get you a new one.

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