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A headscarf with a side of confusion

A designer’s flair includes a glossy fabric wound around the neck and head, blending confusion and elegance.

Image from wwd.com
Image: wwd.com · Original article

The story

Michael Rider, Celine's new menswear designer, is praised for his 'flair' and 'bite,' blending classic and modern elements with a focus on color and personal style, despite his short tenure at the brand.

Source: wwd.com

Our reading

Michael Rider’s ‘flair’ includes a glossy fabric wound around the neck and head, which sounds like a fashion version of a headscarf but feels more like a statement of confusion. It’s not just about looking good—it’s about looking like you’re trying to figure out what ‘good’ even means.

His insistence on ‘classics with bite’ suggests that even the most basic pieces need a little rebellion, like a pocket square with a side of existential dread. The result is a collection that feels both familiar and slightly off, like a dream you can’t quite remember but know you had.

At the end of the day, it’s not just about the clothes—it’s about the story you tell by wearing them. And if the story is that you’re trying to be stylish but don’t quite know how, then the glossy fabric around your head is the perfect accessory.

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