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A hotel in Times Square adds a free-fall ride to its list of amenities

Hyatt's new hotel will let guests scream while looking down at the city.

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The story

Hyatt is building a hotel in NYC with a rooftop pool, observation deck, and a free-fall thrill ride. It will be the largest Hyatt property in the city and part of the StandardX brand, which is described as a simpler, more accessible version of The Standard.

Source: thepointsguy.com

Our reading

The StandardX Times Square will have a free-fall thrill ride, which is the kind of thing you’d expect from a hotel that’s also a theater district landmark. It’s not enough to just be in the middle of the action—now you have to experience it in free fall.

Guests will be able to scream while looking down at the city, which is exactly what you want when you’re trying to relax after a long day of Broadway shows and tourist traps.

Hyatt is making sure that even the most basic hotel stay feels like a performance, with a ride that’s as much about the view as it is the drop.

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