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A shoe that can’t decide if it’s a ballet flat or a dress shoe

Sperry and Colbo's latest creation is confused about its own purpose.

Image from wwd.com
Image: wwd.com · Original article

The story

Sperry and Colbo have released a new hybrid shoe called the Sirah loafer, combining a ballet flat and a dress shoe. It features premium leather, a unique outsole, and is available in two colorways.

Source: wwd.com

Our reading

The Sirah loafer is a shoe that somehow manages to be both too formal and too casual at the same time, like a person who shows up to a job interview in pajamas and then complains about the dress code.

It’s designed to feel ‘natural for everyday wear’ but also ‘elevated occasions,’ which is like saying a sandwich can be both a gourmet meal and a quick snack without anyone questioning the logic.

Sperry and Colbo have created a shoe that’s so confused about its identity, it probably needs a therapist—preferably one who specializes in footwear.

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