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A startup’s $3 billion bet on beating the big guy in the prison yard

Serval’s CEO compares taking on ServiceNow to picking a fight with the biggest guy in the yard.

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The story

Serval, a startup aiming to challenge ServiceNow, raised $150 million at a $3 billion valuation, with Sequoia leading the round. The company claims its AI-driven workflow automation can replace ServiceNow's legacy systems, while ServiceNow defends its governance and security advantages.

Source: fortune.com

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Serval’s CEO compared taking on ServiceNow to picking a fight with the biggest guy in the prison yard, which is fine—until you realize the biggest guy is also the one who owns the gym membership and the vending machine.

Now that Serval has $3 billion in perceived value, it’s not just a fight—it’s a lifestyle. The company’s pitch is that AI can replace decades of enterprise software, but the real question is whether the people who actually use these systems will be replaced too.

ServiceNow’s response is that AI can’t just make a demo—it has to run millions of workflows securely. Which is exactly what Serval’s new hires will be doing, if the Jevons paradox holds and everyone just ends up doing 100 tasks instead of 10.

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