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Alabama Tight End Reports Claustrophobia On Highways Due To Tree Density

Alabama Tight End Reports Claustrophobia On Highways Due To Tree Density

Source: BroBible

Summary

Josh Ford, a 6-foot-6, 266-pound tight end for Alabama, said he gets claustrophobic on highways due to the high number of trees. The third-year player, who previously played for Oklahoma State, is adjusting to Alabama’s dense forestation. Oklahoma has 5.56 billion trees, while Alabama has 16.6 billion. Ford, a three-star recruit, transferred to Alabama in December. He said he loves hitting opponents but is unsettled by the tree density in his new state.


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The habit gets a new name.

Ford, a man who hits people for a living, is scared of trees.
He’s used to open prairies, not forests.
Alabama has more trees than Oklahoma.
He’s a big guy, but not big enough for this.

College football’s most physical man is terrified of nature.


Author: Evan Null

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