Source: BroBible
Summary
A massive bull wandered into a café in Spain, causing a scene during breakfast. The bull, weighing around 2,000 pounds, entered the café and stared down customers before a waiter calmly guided it back outside. According to the shepherd watching over the bull, the animal was disoriented due to a drought in the region that drove it down from the mountains earlier than normal.
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The routine arrives with confidence.
A bull in a café, because why not? The ultimate breakfast surprise. A 2,000-pound bull just casually walks in, stares down customers, and gets escorted out by a waiter. The shepherd’s excuse? The bull was just a little disoriented from the drought. Sure, that’s it. The bull was just looking for a coffee and a pastry.
Original observation: When bulls get lost, they just walk into cafes and hope for the best.
Author: Evan Null
