Source: BroBible
Summary
A car erupted into flames and exploded near Wall Street in New York’s Lower Manhattan, sending a massive plume of black smoke into the air. The incident occurred during rush hour, outside the MTA headquarters, and was reportedly caused by a car fire. The fire took nearly 90 minutes to control, but no injuries were reported. The cause of the fire is still under investigation, with no indication of criminal activity or foul play.
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The explosion enters the chat.
A car fire turns into a massive fireball, because why not? It’s just another day in New York City. The fire took 90 minutes to control, but the real question is, how long did it take for the coffee shop to reopen?
And, of course, the obligatory “no injuries reported” sentence, because that’s what really matters.
Meanwhile, the MTA is just over here, casually acknowledging that the car was one of theirs, no big deal.
The real investigation should be into how many Instagram influencers managed to get a shot of the explosion before the fire was even under control.
Author: Evan Null
