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Crystal coordination: the new family bonding ritual

A mother-daughter duo’s fashion choices reveal a deeper, sparkly dynamic.

Image from wwd.com
Image: wwd.com · Original article

The story

Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner attended a reunion party in Rome, wearing outfits with subtle crystal coordination, though their styles were otherwise distinct.

Source: wwd.com

Our reading

Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner showed up to a party in Rome, and somehow, their outfits were both wildly different and subtly coordinated. Not by accident, but by design—because when you’re a Kardashian, even your coordination is a performance. The crystal trim on Kris Jenner’s jacket wasn’t just a nod to her daughter’s sparkle—it was a way to say, ‘I’m in the game, too.’ It’s not about matching, it’s about being seen as part of the same aesthetic hierarchy. And if you don’t have the right crystals, you’re just a guest, not a co-star.

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