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DOJ files unsworn complaint, stirs legal chaos

A federal judge criticizes the DOJ for an unsworn criminal complaint against two former FBI officials.

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The story

A federal judge criticized the DOJ for filing an unsigned, unsworn criminal complaint against two former FBI officials, which included an added obstruction charge. The judge questioned the DOJ's unusual procedures and the case's handling.

Source: fortune.com

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The DOJ filed a criminal complaint without a judge’s signature, which is like sending a birthday card without a return address—just a bit of a mess, and no one knows where it’s going.

Adding an obstruction charge in the middle of the night feels less like legal strategy and more like a last-minute attempt to cover up a procedural misstep. It’s the digital equivalent of scribbling a note on a napkin and hoping it’s legible.

The whole thing shows that even the most powerful legal institutions can get tangled in their own red tape. It’s not the first time, and it probably won’t be the last—especially when the clock is ticking and the stakes are high.

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