Source: BroBible
Summary
A Dutch Bros customer, Molly, tried the new Stardust Myst Energy Refresher and accidentally spilled it on her shirt, which allegedly “bleached” the fabric. The incident was shared on TikTok, where viewers were not surprised, citing the drink’s ingredients and dyes. Some alleged Dutch Bros employees commented on the post, joking about the drink’s ability to stain clothes.
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The habit gets a new name.
Spilling a drink on yourself is not just a clumsy move, it’s a fashion statement. The new Dutch Bros drink is so trendy, it comes with a free stain. And by “free stain,” we mean a potentially permanent discoloration of your clothes. Vitamin C, the culprit behind the stain, is like a bad tattoo – it’s a reminder of a moment you’d rather forget.
And you guys consume this… what.
Author: Evan Null
