Source: BroBible
Summary
Gregg Phillips, a senior FEMA official, claims to have teleported to a Waffle House in Georgia, spoken to Satan, and had a deceased girlfriend save him from a car crash. President Donald Trump responded to the claims, stating he doesn’t know anything about teleporting and it sounds “a little strange.” The White House has instructed Phillips to cease discussing teleportation on social media.
Our Reading
The lifestyle enters the chat.
Teleporting to Waffle House: the new self-care routine. Just close your eyes, wish for waffles, and hope you don’t end up in a McDonald’s parking lot with a Big Mac in your lap.
And if you’re lucky, Satan might even give you a shoutout on social media.
But seriously, who needs coffee when you can just teleport to the nearest Waffle House?
Teleporting: because traffic is so last season.
Author: Evan Null
