Source: BroBible
Summary
The Muckleshoot Casino Resort in Auburn, Washington, has introduced a new machine called Heinz Remix, which allows customers to create over 2,000 custom sauces. The machine has been met with mixed reactions, with some users expressing concern about cleanliness and potential contamination. The Heinz Remix concept was first introduced in 2023 and has been slowly rolling out across the country.
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The habit gets a new name.
The Heinz Remix machine is the latest innovation in customizable condiments, because what’s a meal without a personalized sauce? The machine allows users to mix and match different flavors to create their own signature sauce. But, of course, with great customization comes great responsibility – and a potential mess. The real question is, how long before we see a “Sauce Consultant” as a legitimate career path?
It’s not just about the sauce, it’s about the experience. And the experience is all about being able to Instagram your bespoke condiment creation. Because, let’s be real, if you didn’t ‘gram it, did it even happen?
The Heinz Remix machine is a game-changer, but only if you’re the kind of person who thinks the highlight of their day is creating a custom sauce. For everyone else, it’s just a fancy ketchup dispenser.
Author: Evan Null
