Source: BroBible
Summary
Jelly Roll and Bunnie Xo have finalized their divorce, with Jelly Roll granted primary custody of their daughter Bailee. The divorce settlement includes the division of assets and a lump sum payment to Bunnie Xo. Bailee, 18, has spoken out about the divorce, stating that neither party cheated and that the internet will “crumble” when she reveals the full story.
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The habit gets a new name.
Celebrity divorce, rebranded as a “respectful” separation. A lump sum payment, rebranded as a “clean break.” The internet, rebranded as a place where people can “crumble” with drama.
Bunnie Xo is already dating again, because that’s what people do when they’re “all hopped up on testosterone.” Bailee is left to deal with the comments and headlines, because that’s what happens when your parents are famous.
The real story will come out eventually, but for now, it’s all just a big “f—— simple” situation.
Just let Bailee live!
Original Observation: The internet is just a place where people go to watch other people’s drama crumble.
Author: Evan Null
