Source: BroBible
Summary
A 40-year-old man, Victor Rivas, was pulled over by Louisiana State Police on suspicion of drunk driving. He fled the scene and ran into a swamp, where he was attacked by an alligator, suffering injuries to both arms. He was later tracked down and arrested, charged with driving while intoxicated and resisting arrest.
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When you’re trying to outrun the law, it’s best not to take a detour through gator country. Victor Rivas learned this the hard way. He fled into a swamp and became an alligator’s mid-morning snack. Who needs a field sobriety test when you can just swim with the gators?
The habit gets a new name: “Swamp Sprinting.” The lifestyle enters the chat: “Gator Country, population: you.”
Original observation: Running from the law is hard, but running from an alligator is harder.
Author: Evan Null
