Source: BroBible
Summary
A Texas man, Lee, ordered chicken tenders from Whataburger in Humble, Texas, and found a green discoloration inside one of the tenders. He posted a video of the incident on TikTok, which gained over 197,900 views. The green discoloration is believed to be a result of deep pectoral myopathy, also known as green muscle disease, a condition that can occur in chicken meat. Whataburger’s corporate office is handling the issue.
Our Reading
The habit of eating fast food just got a new name: ” russeled up and served with a side of green.”
Lee’s discovery is a wake-up call for fast food enthusiasts. Who needs a side of fries when you can have a side of green muscle disease?
Deep pectoral myopathy: because “pink slime” wasn’t enough.
Whataburger’s response? “It’s not a health hazard, just a meat-quality problem.” Reassuring.
And the award for most creative excuse goes to: “The chicken had cancer.”
Author: Evan Null
