Man Finds Out What’s Healthier: 6 Coors Lights Or 1 Crumbl Cookie—The Answer May Or May Not Surprise You

Man Finds Out What’s Healthier: 6 Coors Lights Or 1 Crumbl Cookie—The Answer May Or May Not Surprise You

Source: BroBible

Summary

A TikTok user compared the nutritional content of a 6-pack of Coors Light to a single Crumbl cookie. The cookie had 710 calories, 33 grams of fat, and 55 grams of sugar. The 6-pack totaled 612 calories, 6 grams of sugar, and 5.4 grams of protein. Coors Light had no fat and less sugar. The user concluded Coors Light was healthier. BroBible reported the findings without taking a stance.


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The habit gets a new name.

A cookie’s worth of calories is a daily intake. A beer six-pack is a snack. The numbers don’t lie, but the logic does. The trend is to measure everything, even when it’s absurd. The answer was obvious, but the spectacle was fun.

It’s not about health. It’s about making a point. The trend is to compare anything to anything. The trend is to find the winner. The trend is to make it a story.

Health is a label. A cookie is a treat. A beer is a drink. But the trend is to turn everything into a competition. The trend is to make it a spectacle.

The original observation: Health is just a word people use to feel good about bad choices.


Author: Evan Null