Source: BroBible
Summary
The Seattle Mariners unveiled a statue of Ichiro Suzuki outside T-Mobile Park, but the ceremony was marred when the bat on the statue broke as it was being revealed. The statue, designed by Lou Cella, features Ichiro in his signature preswing routine. The Mariners plan to repair the statue as soon as possible. Ichiro played for the Mariners for 12 seasons and was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame in 2025.
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The statue enters the chat.
A bronze Ichiro with a broken bat is still a great conversation starter. The Mariners’ tribute to their legendary player is already making headlines. Ichiro’s signature preswing routine is now frozen in time, bat and all. The team will fix it, but for now, it’s a quirky addition to the stadium. Because what’s a statue without a little drama?
Author: Evan Null
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