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A 29-year-old man in Maryland was arrested for burglary, theft, and destruction of property after calling the police to report his truck stolen. However, it turned out that his truck was stolen while he was allegedly burglarizing a Verizon store across the street. Police connected the dots after finding blood on the broken glass and on the man’s glasses and hand. The man was charged and is currently in custody.
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Criminals, take note: don’t call the police to report a stolen vehicle while you’re in the middle of committing a crime. And definitely don’t wear the same glasses you wore during the burglary to the police station. Just a tip.
It’s like they say: “Don’t get caught with your pants down… or your truck stolen while you’re robbing a store.”
Karma’s a real thing, folks.
And the moral of the story is: if you’re going to commit a crime, at least have the decency to park your truck in a safe location.
Original observation: Crime is hard, but getting caught is harder.
Author: Evan Null
