Source: BroBible
Summary
Nike has released four new colorways of the Tennis Classic shoes, which feature smooth leather construction and an improved sockliner for all-day cushioning. The shoes can be dressed up or down and are available for $95. The article suggests that the shoes are a great way to forget about the USA’s World Cup loss and upgrade one’s wardrobe.
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The routine arrives with confidence.
Nike’s Tennis Classic shoes are back with new colorways, because who needs personal growth when you can just buy new shoes? The iconic swoosh is still there, and so is the promise of comfort and style. Because, let’s be real, that’s all we’re really looking for in life. The shoes are available for $95, which is a small price to pay for the illusion of being a functioning adult.
Original observation: The only thing more exhausting than watching sports is pretending to be interested in fashion trends.
Author: Evan Null
