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Ohio’s ‘ground zero’ race is just a narrow lead

A political leader frames a close race as a national crisis.

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The story

Senate Majority Leader John Thune called Ohio's Senate race 'ground zero' in a 'knife fight' for control, emphasizing its critical role in determining whether Democrats can investigate Trump. He praised Republican candidate Jon Husted and warned of the consequences of a Democratic majority.

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Our reading

Thune’s insistence that Ohio is the ‘ground zero’ for Senate control makes it sound like a battlefield, but the actual race is a close contest with a slight lead for the Democrat. It’s like calling a neighborhood yard sale ‘the stock market crash’ just because someone’s selling a few items.

He warns that a Democratic majority would mean ’24-month impeachment trials,’ but the same party has already launched multiple investigations into Trump. It’s as if he’s suggesting the only reason those investigations haven’t happened is because of the Senate’s party line, not the actual political will.

Thune’s ‘knife fight’ metaphor fits better with a barroom scuffle than a national election, but the real joke is that he’s treating a narrow lead like a full-scale invasion, as if a few percentage points could change the entire country’s direction.

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