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Oil prices are up, but the real crisis is how we keep pretending this makes sense

The 'safety net' for oil prices is just a temporary fix for a system that's always on fire.

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Image: fortune.com · Original article

The story

As of October 22, 2026, oil prices hit $113.21 per barrel, up 2.23% from the previous day and 75.54% from a year ago, with historical volatility driven by global events and supply-demand shifts.

Source: fortune.com

Our reading

Oil prices are up, which means gas is up, which means your budget is up. But the real kicker is that the U.S. Strategic Petroleum Reserve is supposed to act as a safety net during emergencies. Which is great, except when the emergency is the fact that oil prices are always emergency-level volatile. The reserve is like a fire extinguisher for a house on fire—useful, but not a solution for the fact that your house is a tinderbox. And if you’re a refinery worker or a truck driver, you’re the one who’s actually keeping the whole system from going up in smoke, while the people who set the prices are probably still in their office, sipping coffee and wondering why the world is so complicated.

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