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Paddington’s marmalade sandwich is now a jewel-encrusted status symbol

A limited-edition Paddington bear is getting a luxury upgrade, complete with a jewel-encrusted marmalade sandwich.

Image from wwd.com
Image: wwd.com · Original article

The story

Kurt Geiger is launching a holiday collection featuring Paddington the bear, including limited-edition items like a jewel-encrusted marmalade sandwich and crystal-decked bears, with prices starting at $58.

Source: wwd.com

Our reading

The Paddington bear in this collection is not just wearing a red hat and blue coat anymore—he’s got a jewel-encrusted marmalade sandwich. It’s not clear if the bear is aware of this, but the brand is clearly trying to make him feel at home in a world where even childhood nostalgia has a price tag.

The idea of a limited-edition bear that costs as much as a used car is less about childhood magic and more about creating a sense of urgency. If you don’t buy it now, you’ll be stuck with a regular bear, which is just a bear, and not a bear with a side of sparkle.

Paddington, the bear who once lived in a suitcase, is now living in a limited-edition box. The only thing missing is a price list in the back of the suitcase.

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