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Adidas Faces Challenges in 2023

Adidas Faces Challenges in 2023

Source: Bloomberg Summary German sportswear company Adidas has announced that it is unlikely to return to growth and profit until 2027. This comes after…

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Tariffs and Business

Tariffs and Business

Source: Fortune.com Summary Morph Costumes, a UK-based company, has been affected by the US tariff policy, which has caused prices to rise by 9%…

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Gavin Newsom Defends Low SAT Score

Gavin Newsom Defends Low SAT Score

Source: Fox News Summary Tommy Pham, a former MLB player, accused California Governor Gavin Newsom of thinking Black people are "dumb" after Newsom shared…

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Marco de Vincenzo’s Maximalist Turn

Marco de Vincenzo’s Maximalist Turn

Source: Vogue Summary Marco de Vincenzo's Spring 2023 show marked a significant shift in the designer's aesthetic, transitioning from military-inspired restraint to unapologetic glam…

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Seatrium Doubles Net Profit

Seatrium Doubles Net Profit

Source: Fortune Summary Seatrium, a Singapore-based energy and marine engineering firm, reported a 106% increase in net profit to $256.3 million in 2025, driven…

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