
Source: BroBible
Summary
A food scientist, Hydroxide, discovered a ground beef cereal called “Meaties” and was shocked by the bizarre ingredients and incorrect nutrition label. The label did not include trans fats or vitamin D, and the serving size and ingredient list were also incorrect. Hydroxide pointed out that the label was likely created using AI and did not meet FDA requirements.
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The habit gets a new name.
Meaties, the ground beef cereal, is a new trend that’s raising eyebrows. It’s like someone decided to put jerky in a bowl and call it breakfast. The nutrition label is a mess, with incorrect information and missing details. It’s like they threw a bunch of words on a page and hoped for the best.
The protein craze is getting out of hand, and now we’re putting protein in everything, even cereal. It’s like we forgot what fiber is. Who gon be the fiber?
Meaties, at this point, I think you have about 30 minutes before you get shut down.
Author: Evan Null








