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Pumpkin concierges charge $2,000 for porch decor—where’s the labor?

A side hustle has turned into a six-figure business, but the real cost is unclear.

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The story

Porch decoration services, including pumpkin arrangements, are growing, with some businesses charging up to $2,000 and expanding into franchises.

Source: fortune.com

Our reading

The company charges up to $2,000 to arrange pumpkins on porches, which is more than the average cost of a pumpkin patch experience. It’s a service for people who want the aesthetic without the labor—or the hay fever.

Now that the same people who once rolled their eyes at Halloween decor are paying six figures for it, the real question is: who’s actually doing the work, and why aren’t they getting a cut of the pumpkin pie?

It’s not just pumpkins anymore—soon, it’ll be a full-time job to keep up with the seasonal status symbols.

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