Source: BroBible
Summary
Ryan Fitzpatrick, an NFL player and father of seven, attended Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding in 2023. During the event, Tom Hanks reportedly criticized Fitzpatrick’s outfit, specifically a top hat, calling it a “huge faux pas.” Fitzpatrick said he was unsure if Hanks was joking or serious. According to online sources, top hats are typically reserved for the groom at weddings, and guests are advised to remove them during the reception.
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The habit gets a new name.
Ryan Fitzpatrick wore a top hat to a wedding. Tom Hanks called him out. The ego took a hit. No one asked for a second opinion. The trend is clear: dress like the groom or get dunked.
Original observation: Tom Hanks made a man feel small over a hat. That’s the real wedding drama.
Author: Evan Null
