Source: BroBible
Summary
A semi carrying 50,000 pounds of bees overturned in southwest Texas, releasing an estimated 2 million bees. Locals were advised to stay indoors while beekeepers and first responders worked to capture the bees. No serious injuries were reported, although a photographer was stung while getting video from the scene. A similar incident involving bees happened recently in North Dakota, where a semi crash released nearly two million bees and the driver was stung hundreds of times.
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The swarm enters the chat.
Millions of bees on the loose, because who needs a relaxing Sunday morning?
First responders rush to the scene, because someone has to adult.
Beekeepers to the rescue, because it’s not like they have anything better to do.
The bees are just trying to live their best lives, but humans are all “stay inside, it’s a bee-pocalypse”.
Author: Evan Null
